On Inspector Gadget's now defunct blog was a little man named Cor! who used to snipe at me in the Comments section of each blog post. I ignored him for over a year until the blog was shut down, but he still did it despite getting zero reaction.
He recently commented on Monday Books' blog (Gadget's publisher).
He signed it "Neil".
In my memoir STAB PROOF SCARECROWS, the Sergeant in charge of probationers who I specifically refer to as "a right cunt" is called "Sergeant Kerwan" but that's not his real name.
I really hope this ISN'T a coincidence.