My 3rd book. Out next week.
A compendium of stories from this blog, with a foreword dedicated to Inspector Gadget.
I warn you now. If you are easily offended, a "traveller" (and by that I mean a thieving cunt who owns a caravan and not a backpacker), police senior management, a feminist, someone who's pissed me off, someone who slept with me and then pissed me off, someone who bullied me at school or work, or one of my old teachers...then it's best if you fuck off.